Quote:Written Option 1: So you got good advice from discord and decided to spent most of your TPE on aggression and fighting. Now your player wants to go and fight the star player on opposing team but you realize during the first period that they are tough as nails and wont be shaken by hard hits. On top of that they barely seem to understand English. Yet your player knows better than to take instigation penalty on top of fighting, so how do they make the star player on other team mad? Do they use sign language? Download a dualingo during the intermission? Hire a translator?

The opposing team is going to be looking out for my player because they are a hulking, rippling mass of muscle and sinew that has several robotic modifications to surpass the limits of the human body. This means there’s no chance of subterfuge in getting at the opposing team’s best players.

Sign language is one option, yes, but there’s always the danger that things could be misinterpreted. What he decides to do is find the player’s social media account before the game and send threatening messages to him in order to goad him into fighting. He makes extensive use of Google translate to send those messages, and hopes to god that they say something incendiary to that player but not any protected group or class.

In the end, since all his body modifications were removed, he winds up losing the fight and regretting putting even an ounce of effort into this grand scheme to fight the other players. He learns a valuable lesson, to not pick fights with people unless they are much, much smaller than you.