Writing Prompt 1

If you can't chirp the man, you chirp his friends. They might not understand English enough to know an on point 'yo mamma' joke and insinuations that I banged his mom last night but I know what he will understand: that I'm picking on his friends. Step 1: Go onto Instagram during the ample time I'm stapled to the bench. Step 2: See who he's friends with on the team. The closer the friendship, the better. Step 3: Beat up his friend, hit him hard, really go after him but with a twist. Every time I'm done with going after his buddy, I lock eye contact with him. Really make sure that he knows who this is intended for. Even better if there is a fight between his friend and I, so that I'll be able to do that while still slugging his friend in the face. A little bit of that kind of treatment and he'll get the point, be off his game and also most likely think I'm insane.

172 words.