Roger's really learned a lot. He's learned that Australian's are freaky and like to have their toes out. He aint complaining but it's something he's definitely noticed. Otherwise, it seems like Scandinavia is always cold, or at least the weather updates from the Euro teammates in the offseason never seem too appealing.

One thing that has been life changing has been the introduction of bidets. Largely a foreign concept to a simple minded American hockey player, the simple cleanliness that the foreign body enjoys is life changing. Overseas plays had never heard the adage of the required second confirmation wipe after the initial clean wipe. They all said "shouldn't you just need your one drying wipe?" and that set in that there was a significant culture gap at play. Now, all of Manhattan is living on the concept of the bidet. Some would argue it is an attempt to be high class that all socialites will strive after, but others will recognize it as a trend borne from the Rage locker room in the name of pristine bottoms.