WRITTEN OPTION 1

GM's Son of the Montreal Patriotes would use the one simple language that would get past all actual language barriers. The language of drinking beer. GM's Son would simply start throwing beers at the other player on the bench (so it wasn't a penalty), ensuring that these beers were warm so that the player would be disgusted when he actually drank them. After repeatedly challenging the player (and beating him) to shotguns, chugs, and other sorts of beer drinking contests, and providing him with warm beer, the player would obviously be ready to fight. However, one final push would be needed to get the opposing player an instigator penalty of his own: insulting his favorite beer by throwing full cans of it away directly in front of the player. At this point, the player would quickly lose control and instigate their own fight against GM's Son, which they would lose, and put their team down.