Written Option 1: So you got good advice from discord and decided to spent most of your TPE on aggression and fighting. Now your player wants to go and fight the star player on opposing team but you realize during the first period that they are tough as nails and wont be shaken by hard hits. On top of that they barely seem to understand English. Yet your player knows better than to take instigation penalty on top of fighting, so how do they make the star player on other team mad? Do they use sign language? Download a dualingo during the intermission? Hire a translator?

How does one instigate a fight with a goalies 200ft away? Start before the game even begins. Get them all hot and bothered with social media before he even steps on the ice. Once the seed is planted it then takes a full team effort to work towards engaging the netminder and trying to upset him. A little chip here and a little hack there and ruffle his feathers a bit. Now from my end of the ice he seems like a straight shot. Tibuk is not a small man but when your opposition towers over even him there is always a fear. If I am lucky an all out line brawl will occur (to defend their harassed goal keeper) and I can make my way to centre ice and flaunt my will "come get it you half baked shooter tutor". He approaches and it is now that I know I've already won.

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