0. ISFL Affiliate (3/8)

1. Milestones (6/8)

5. Luke's heist (8/8)
If I were to plan a heist to steal all Luke's money, I would take myself as the getaway driver, Lemonoppy as the user who would hack the mainframe and distribute the wealth, kalesalad and ascolap to tag team drinking him under the table, and lastly, gwdjohnson for comic relief. We would drive to Luke's house, log into his account, use his portal access to siphon off all but $100m of his money, and distribute it evenly between the 5 of us. Then, we would bolt for the door, carrying ass and kale, and hop in the SUV for the long ass drive back to our origin point. Of course now that I've spilled the beans it won't work as well. (125 words)