S77 All Star Week

S77 All Star Week Due: Sunday, August 4th @ 11:59 PM PST

JamesT
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#81

07-29-2024, 09:27 PM

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1. Milestones, up to 3 TPE.

Milestones are folded in with All-Star Week.

Link your Milestone claim as task 1 for up to 3 TPE towards your 8 total.

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Post your claim in the milestones thread for tpe earned per stat, and then link that post in your ASW submission. This is done because the person who grades ASW will be a different person than double-checks milestones.

SHL Milestones Claim +1

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Written, 50 to 200+ words each. Shiny Grab Bag

2. Who will be the star of the All-star game? Why you think they will be better than the rest?

3. Which are your three favorite Charity Auction items? Why those?

5. Plan a heist to steal all of Luke's money.

2. If I had to pick a star of the all-star game for S77, it would have to be the likely MVP of the regular season which would be Philly's Cale Salad. Cale Salad had a remarkable season leading the league in points with 124 points in 66 games. Since they led the league in points, surely that means they will be the best player in the all-star game right? That is my case on why they will be the best player for the S77 all-star game amongst all the other stars in the game. The previous two seasons prior, Cale had 93 and 96 points respectively, so this passed season they exploded for 124 points and will look to carry that momentum into the all-star game.

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3. My three favourite charity auction items for this season's charity drive would have to be Shiamus' KPop Care Package, as a fellow k-pop fan this would probably be my top item that I would bid on (however I don't really collect k-pop items, but I know a lot of k-pop fans do, so good luck to whoever wins and I hope Shiamus is able to include your favourite idols/groups in the care package). My second fave charity item would be a Custom Emoji by Jove. Ever since jove joined the league, he has been killing with graphics and I am fortunate to share discord servers where I got to see him create various emotes. Whoever wins this item, will get a fire emote done by jove. Lastly, my 3rd fave charity item would be a Rich & Luke Podcast Guest Spot. It has been a running joke that Troy McClure has been trying to be a guest on the podcast and keeps getting denied by Rich and Luke, so to see him potentially pay to earn a spot on the podcast is very amusing and I can't wait to see what sort of antics Troy gets up to while being on the podcast (please let Troy win this guest spot on the podcast).

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5. If I were to hypothetically steal off of Luke's SHL money, it would be done by a third party and that third party would have to be the portal overlord himself @downer. I would hack into downer's discord account and DM Luke on his account saying, "I need you to transfer all of your SHL money into JamesT's bank account, don't ask any questions just trust me bro". Surely Luke won't have any suspisciion and proceed with this. This masterplan will work 100% and then I will be the richest person in all of the SHL.

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Total: 8/8 TPE (did 9 TPE from all the tasks, but can only earn max 8)