1. Milestones - 2 TPE
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2. Shiny Grab Bag - 4 TPE
Rikkert Biemans will be the star of the all star game. Not the star on the ice, but the star of absence. Yeah, that is right. He was not even selected to go to the all star game, can you believe that? It is a damn shame that Rikkert Biemans is not allowed to attend the all star game as a player sadly. I do not think he will be even watching it from his vacation home on the television. He is going to completely ignore it all together and just play video games with his friends and family. Fire up that grill and take the boat for a spin on the lake and perhaps do some fishing. Who even cares about the all star game anyway? It is just a circle jerk anyway for the elite of the league and I guess I am just not elite enough to be a part of it. I do wish my team mates that are selected a lot of fun though. I have been there before and it is a great time to be a hockey player. All the fans and all the media that is there. It is a really fun experience.

5. Shiny Grab Bag - 2 TPE
The plan to steal Luke's money is to hire a bunch of hackers and just take down the SHL website and transfer all his funds to the other users. So I will be like the new SHL Robin Hood or something like that. I will be a hero because I took Luke's money and divided it amongst those that have a little less to spare. Perhaps another idea is to just start introducing a Luke tax. That he has to forfeit 50% of his funds every season to be divided amongst the new creates that join the site during the SMJHL draft.