Milestones


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I expect to see my teammate Cale Salad dominate in the all star game on account of the whole “led the league in points” thing as well as just being the best player in the league and the clear MVP of the season. So not only are they an obvious choice for that, but the all star game is a lock for a monstrous performance that will probably level cities with its shockwaves. Dominating the league is one thing, but to be able to prove it while hungover or still drunk? That’s the stuff of legends that will lock this in as one of the all time great years for a player.

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So as I just wrote for my answer to #8, Cale Salad was the best player in the league and in my opinion it wasn’t close. It was like 10 miles of (excrement) between 1 and 2 here. Slam dunk choice for MVP and if I don’t see that name, I’m gonna do something drastic. I’m gonna have to bus to games because I’ll be on the no-fly list after this all time freakout. I’m mad just thinking about this unbelievably unlikely scenario. Salad tossed the competition around like they were nothing all season long. The points lead is enough for any simpleton to see, but the pure domination at every facet during every shift is something that had to be experienced by those of us on the ice night in and night out. When Salad gets the award it’s gonna be the loudest “duh” of all time by the entire crowd at the awards show.

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