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5. Luke is the league’s jeff bezos, elon musk, or whatever other rich dude that you wanna compare him to. For many years now, the fitted hockey network (FHN) has been combatting Luke and his disinformation campaigns released through the simulation hockey network (SHN) in order to keep the average person in the loop about whats really going on. The fitted hockey network will use these eyes to convince their fans that luke needs to be knocked down a peg. In order to do this, we will arrive in a giant mob at his residence and demand he releases his funds into the wind, creating a giant scavenger hunt to find all the discarded cash. 114 words + 2 TPE

8. The tampa bay barracuda had another solid season in season 77 which resulted in some great performances by the team’s top players as they lead the team to another playoff berth and a disappointing first round exit at the hands of the Atlanta Inferno. While the Barracuda has a roster full of high flying scoring threats, solid all around 2 way forwards, and stalwart defenders on the blue line, one player stood above the rest as the most deserving to make this season’s all star game roster. While players like Johnny Wagner-Svensson, Benson Fiorentini, and John Brown have been perennial candidates for the slot, and are all still great choices, I believe that goaltender tibuk soonika is the best choice to represent the tampa bay barracuda at the all star game. Soonika in my opinion has the best case to win the McBride and he was the main driving force keeping the barracuda in close games when their offense couldnt score with the top tier teams and their defense couldnt shut it down like the top defensive teams. Tampa is a team that is slightly above average in most places, but their goaltending is top notch, awarding them many wins when Soonika is on his game. 206 words + 4 TPE