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3. Which are your three favorite Charity Auction items? Why those?

I don't necessarily have any favorite auction items, because I think they're all pretty good, but there's definitely a few that stick out for different reasons.
Most Impressive: So far, the Asron Bot replacement naming! It's up to 350 at time of posting this which is incredibly impressive, and I think everyone is very excited beyond that about having a replacement for that bot. Struggling through record and stat tracking without it has not been fun for me and I would bet I'm not the only one who's been feeling that way in its absence. Praise new bot. Love new bot.
Funniest: The poems by Reno's friend who had foot surgery are extremely hilarious just as a concept. Over elaboration on a concept is always hilarious, and there's just something deeply funny about the specifics on this one.
Most Interesting Media Related Offering: I would love to say my own, but it's pretty bog standard, so I will instead put the rigging of Jexter's power rankings here, because I think it's funny on the surface but will also be hilarious to look back on in the future and in sequence of all the other power ranking posts, especially if there's no explanation of why it is the way it is.


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Austin Morley had a great season on a frankly not very good team. With a +11 point gap on the next highest scorer on the team, elder statesman Aksel Fiske, Morley stands as a driving force behind Manhattan's mild amount of success. He served as the center on a line with aforementioned Old Man Aksel Fiske and Small Rookie Child Celeste Desjardins to an obviously great amount of success relative to the team's outcomes. He recorded time anchoring not only the 5 on 5 first line, but the first power play unit and first penalty kill unit, with 2 game winning goals and an astounding 54.6% faceoff win record. with a full hundred more faceoff wins than losses. Only one Rage player, defenseman Jaromir Jagrbomb, recorded a higher average time on ice than Morley did this season, and even then only by a few seconds. And what is an All Star if not the guy that can begin to drag a struggling team back up with him? Who can assist the players who might be facing the downswings of their careers, while also dragging the young and impressionable players further up the rankings to meet their full potential? By every metric, Austin Morley is the Rage's best player of the year and deserves the All Star nod.

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