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5. 166 words +3
Well, I am desperate for some SHL cash so maybe I would resort to committing some heinous crimes in order to get my training. Hasn’t been going well saying “I’ll do it later” for the last couple weeks. But, since I’m just going to steal the money I need, I won’t have to write it later! First, I would really butter him up. I would find his vice, which I’ll say in this case is a nice bag of Sweet Chili Heat Doritos. So I’d sit him in a room in front of a lever, and when he pulls the lever he gets a Sweet Chili Heat Dorito. Then, he’ll simply get addicted to pulling the lever and getting the Sweet Chili Heat Dorito. Then, I’ll sneak into the mechanism, and have each lever pull apply pressure on the safe where he keeps his cash. Eventually, with enough pulls, it’ll bust open, and he won’t be able to escape the flavour of Sweet Chili Heat Doritos.

6. 201 words +4
We’re not exactly teammates at this point but I think it’s more important that I’m thinking about the question than the actual semantics. Obviously @wizard_literal would be the wizard. Literally. I think @sve7en would be a paladin, a real role model citizen, well disciplined, and jacked. Obviously with a very spiffy shoe and sock collection as is notable in the literature. I think @kahri would be the rogue/thief, as she is always up to mischief and loves to cause a ruckus. She loves going undercover to uncover some tea, and makes sure to help us avoid any traps. I think she would also be scary with a knife. @Frenchie would be a ranger. I really don’t have a great reason for this one. Just vibes man. Although he did do a great job clearing a new path in Ottawa and finding a wonderful animal companion in @jason kranz to train up. He joined forces with the old druid @Kalakar and led the Highlanders to the promised land. That being out of last place. That’s more of a fantasy world at this point than an RPG party, but I think I fit everyone into some decent roles, and hope they agree!