Milestones - 3 TPE

4. Who are the best players you shouldn’t pick in fantasy? Why?

I would be staying far away from Ho Lee Smokes in the SHL draft. Admittedly, he had a fantastic year last year but his agent in the past has a pretty spotty history with managing really high end talents, so it’s hard to justify counting on him to really produce for you in the fantasy leagues. This isn’t to be saying that I think he won’t be a strong player in this league for a while, I think he’s a great young player, but to win fantasy they have to be absolutely  top of the line at all times and it’s hard to say he’ll do that. I’d also be staying away from Steve Harrington because he just got unceremoniously jettisoned by Chicago and I don’t know morally how he can come back from that and put up the kind of performance that would warrant me drafting him in fantasy, despite the A+ player that he is.

5. Plan a heist to steal all of Luke's money.

First, we’d walk into his house and we’d be real quiet about it - almost silent but full silence is obviously impossible so somewhere in that area. Then we’d walk up to his safe, he wouldn’t stop us because he’s soft and would be scared that we might make a mess of his house. We’d use a laser to cut a hole in the safe - or better yet, he’d just tell us to code because that seems like the path of least resistance. Then we would walk out the front door, and he’d thank us for our time on the way out. Then we’d invest it all because surely there isn’t a recession coming.