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A competitive cookoff with the Ottawa Highlanders is a sight to behold, especially with no rules or guidelines. Spaceman Spiff prepared his mother's famous stewed monkey-brains, one of his favorites, and his teammates were concerned when he mentioned them. When he set out stuffed bell peppers they were relieved, but still a little concerned due to the unsettling look in Spiff's eyes. As others set out their dishes the players settled in and grew excited. There were more hotdogs than expected, thanks to Hotdog Lunch's hotdog lunch, Hockey Player's coney dogs and Maurice O'Bready's special entry, as well as a special delivery of half-eaten KitKats from former Highlander Ima Noobie. Local made ice cream and Beaver Tails were a hit, and nearly disqualified for not being homemade until it was pointed out that there were no rules at all! In the end, because the votes were counted like golf scores it was O'Bready's hotdogs boiled in gatorade that took the prize with an improbable count of -2.