Oh man this is a tough one. Although I know most of my new teammates now that I've come up from the Juniors I don't know all of them and they all might be amazing chefs for all I know. I think the safe bet is to go against Slowpoke because they go so slow they will burn their food and I will come out the winner. As far as the dish? You can't go wrong with a good stew or a good chili. I mean it has everything in it, meat and spice, heartiness and flavor. You can't lose there plus only an idiot could mess up a stew. Now that's not to jinx myself or anyone who makes them, I am sure you are also an amazing chef and stew maker. It's just one of my favorite meals of all time. My recipe isn't secret, its just something that I've learned over time.