Times like these are what remind Viktor that his competitive spirit does not extend anywhere beyond the ice rink. He would absolutely have been hovering outside of the escalating argument circle, hopelessly staring at his phone and waiting for the noise to stop. If we operate under the assumption that he will not be able to successfully weasel his way out of participating, Viktor would simply resolve to give himself as little stress as possible. No winning mentality, no compete. It's already going to make him want to vomit seeing all the time limits and haphazard cooking. So uh...probably scrambled eggs, to be honest. They're simple, and he makes them well. His heart may not be in it, but he's going to submit a delicious dish that at worst will be great for a food fight. His teammates on the Pride most definitely know how he operates by now, so I don't think him quietly taking part will surprise anyone. As for who would win? I'm going to say Toasty because his name is food.