Option 1: Simo's pre-game meal and pre-game superstition is eating a ham and cheese sandwich on processed, sliced white bread. There is no way on heaven or earth he's going to win a cookout without cheating harder than the East German Olympic squad and while that has a definite appeal, he's also nowhere near motivated enough to do it. Instead, Simo goes the opposite direction - fulfilling the brief while putting in as little effort as possible. The meat is good-quality beef patties, with classic American cheese and ketchup on a plain white bun, cooked medium and thrust at his teammates with absolutely no customer service skills. Stacked up against the superb cuisine on show from the rest of the squad it was never even going to place, let alone trouble the podium, but that was just the price of entry for Simo to gorge himself on free food. Chili? Yes please. Some sort of creamy pasta dish? Give me three bowls. Racks of ri-just load them onto the plate and get out of the way.