Everything was going well at the team function barbecue until @micool132 brought some kosher sausage over to the boys without my permission. I told him three weeks ago I was bringing the kosher sausage. I was so mad that I challenged him to a sausage duel straight out of the gate. Micool stated that he would like to engage in this sausage duel and that he and I are now enemies. Micool then stated that the loser of the duel was goin to get traded to the Montreal patriots. I said AS IF! And then we began to cook.

I cooked my sausage very througholy and correctly doing a triple glazed double baste while I viewed Micool doing a sear and flip combo. I knew that this judgement would come down to the finest palettes in the Atlanta inferno franchise. When all was said and done we had a tie. The tiebreaker was said to be broken by Philippe eko eel who declared that bongos sausage was king.