So the marketing teams at Nevada and Edmonton thought it would be a great idea to produce a Netflix style sports documentary on the life of Jeyeff Effo so far, this will surely backfire as it is the worst idea ever, not sure who green lit this project but they will definitely lose their job after this. When they say short documentary, they will be surprised how short it will be, almost as short as how long the hopes and dreams of Effo lasted when he joined the league, a total runtime of 2 minutes including the intro and credits. Since the disappointing start and continual decline of Effo's career, all of his friends, family, former AND current coaches, teammates, and even fans have been estranged, changing their names and moving to disassociate any involvement with the once in a life time bust. The documentary will consist of Effo sitting in a chair sobbing into his hands for about 15 seconds, which is longer than he usually lasts (on the ice).

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