The band name would be The Berserkers, just like the time. As befitting their name, the band would play an alternative rock style, similar to the band Disturbed. Katharina Rosenthal would be on drums, as obviously the hand-eye coordination of the goalie position would be favoring that. Jason Bourne would be on lead guitar, Jacob Marsh on rhythm guitar and Ima Noobie as the lead singer. The set would start off well but would end in a free for all brawl with the Carolina Kraken when the band began singing Noobie's original piece Stop Putting Mayo on My Hot Dog.