Today I'm gonna be roasting the worst team in the league, just all around bad people. They've been on my mind since that one game, you know the one I'm talking about, the one that really kicked everything off in this new rivalry that only I know about, and now you do too.
I'm obviously talking about The Maine Timber. Now, You're probably saying to yourself "But, Djoe Anderson, what happened between you and the Quebec City Citadelles to make this such a heated rivalry?" Well it all started on glizzy gobblin night, in our home barn.
The Kelowna Knights had just rolled into town, ready to face off against us, the good guys of the league. Unbeknownst to us, they had cut off the supply of glizzies to the arena, we were short about 10 thousand of them, those rascally scarecrows! Why, we'll show the vancouver whalers who they're messing with!
We jumped into action with our sled dogs and chased those Newfoundland Berserkers right back where they came from, (East of the ottawa highlands)

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