Move over @cake307with your practical concerns about storage and upkeep costs, that’s silly and boring, and I don’t have to manage our budget - if someone is getting me out of my denim shorts, you’d best know that I’m going all out!!

Matthias is going to absolutely *rock* the stage, you ever seen those dark purple rhinestone suits with the massive fluffy white faux-fur capes on them? Oh yeah, baby. Gotta have that golden, Diamond-encrusted hockey stick cane to complete the look, too. Shoes - whatever, there’s gotta be someone who sells purple leather. Just get the most expensive pair, after building that space station last season and jettisoning players into the void, I doubt our budgeting department will notice. 

And of course, the jersey - I’m thinking we do a fishnet look out of silk and silver wire, and then use sapphires anchored to it to spell out the team name and show off the logo - it’ll be like a bride’s veil, except everywhere!

Maybe we can sell them as a collector’s item afterwards, but um. I’m gonna keep mine. Fishnet jerseys, heh. Nice.