Option 1

My team mates think it is hilarious what I wear to game days. It is quite simple really, I want to be comfortable and look like I give a shit. I have a, what I call, a "one piece suit." Now you may be wondering what that means exactly. It means, I have a custom made union suit that looks like a three piece suit. It has a zipper in the front, and a nice button patch on the rear. It is warm, so I will not be cold in the rink or winter, and it is classy looking. I have been tempted to wear it during cocktail parties, but feel like I would get too much attention. All press is good press though, right? I really do not care what someone wears before a game. As long as it covers the necessary bits, you should be good to go. Now, maybe there are exceptions to this. Like on Pride Nights, you obviously wear the rainbow colored one and show your support to all people. After all, hockey IS for everyone.

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