S78 PT #3: Dress to Impress
Due: Sunday, September 1st @ 11:59 PM PST
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SMJHL GM Daft Chipmunk
You would think that the higher ups/powers-that-be in the hockey world would have learned by now not to go to Viktor for anything outside of shoving the puck into the net, but here we are. Perhaps SFP's management managed to avoid running into the giant forest that Viktor erected next to QCC's arena the last time he was asked to "help", or perhaps they simply want that ridiculousness unleashed upon San Francisco. Viktor won't think to ask as he will be much to busy agonizing over what the hell he should do with all zero of his qualifications for graphic design. Charity choice is easy: the now customary Hargreeves "lesser known/funded local animal shelter". May as well stay true to the theme and style the jersey after a calico cat. His first instinct would have been a dalmatian's pattern, but he would then have been mortified when the entire LR started mooing at him. He'll even dump the $11 million he's been promised by some nerd in Edmonton into the pot. Surely a small fraction of that can go towards hiring someone to bring his "angry fluffy kitten" logo to life.
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