Prompt 1

Pork Tenderloin is probably the worst dressed player that arrives to the rink on any given day. He does not really understand the concept of fashion, nor does he really care to learn about it in any way. They really like to keep it simple on any given gameday, khaki pants with a collared shirt and some sneakers. No need to get fancy or anything like that. The only thing that matters to Pork Tenderloin is how he is going to perform on the ice on any given night so there really isn't any point in him trying to look his best when coming to the rink. He needs to save every ounce of brain energy he can to be able to perform at the best possible level for his team. That is all that really matters to them and that's probably all that will ever matter to them. Clothes are whatever, hockey is forever.