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Nathangus mcexplosion, currently a prospect of the atlanta inferno of the simulation hockey league and also currently a player of the colorado raptors in the simulation major junior hockey league is not a big shot. He always arrives at the games underdressed because he doesnt think its serious enough to dress up like its a wedding or something. Sometimes he is wearing the pajamas of his chiclehood, an inferno and raptor pajama the 2 teams of his youth its very nice he got to play for tjem as well. Wwhat would be funny however is if everyone arrived in that inflatable dino costume that you see on tv and in memes and we all also play like that just like in that gif of a raptor hip checking a red wings player. Do dinosaurs even have hips? What about skates? I bet evolution of the dinosaurs would probably have led to this eventually if a huge meteor didnt destroy them into petrol.