The Jersey Sad Ketchup of the Chicago Syndicate would make for his Simulation Hockey League team the Chicago Syndicate would do is create a lovely Ketchup Pasta jersey for the Lurie children's hospital in Chicago. The reason Sad Ketchup picked the Lurie Children's Hospital in Chicago is that children are always lovely and could also use extra funds to treat sick children. The jersey would not really have any relevance to the cause, although children do love some kraft dinner with ketchup so that is the plus side. I Many of Sad Ketchup's teammates are not really fans of the dish or the jersey idea, but Sad Ketchup is known for his ketchup pasta, so they understand. The jersey for the fans is likely going to be a meme which is why it will sell, since Sad Ketchup's name is basically a meme to fans already so it will likely be a hit of those fans in Chicago and around the Simulation Hockey League.

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