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Weston might have gone for a 'zany' sponsorship a year ago, but with his miserable offensive performance this year, he isn't likely to receive much in the way of interest. Rather, Windsor's attempts to locate sponsorships have left him in rather sour company. While he wanted to find a deal with a hockey equipment company, an apparel line, or even some sort of car company, he only partially got his wish -- receiving five hundred dollars to appear as a talking head on a used car dealership locally in the St. Johns area.

It's not an ideal or even dignified option for the budding defenceman, but so long as his play on the ice remains so disappointing, he won't be getting calls from any of the major brands. Yet, there's at least some room for rejection on his end: while he might vouch for a sketchy car dealership, a harebrained get rich quick scheme, or some borderline unplayable mobile game, he's at least got the moral fiber not to hawk generative AI. Even he has standards.