S78 PT #4: Sponsored Up and Geared Up
Due: Sunday, September 8th @ 11:59 PM PST
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roquefort
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Guys my name is Roquefort Cotswold. Google either of those individually. Do you really need to ask what my sponsorship would be? You and I both know damn well that it is obviously for life insurance. Roquefort is a natural brand ambassador for life insurance for a simple reason - he lives life on the edge. This is a man (rat) who is basically uninsurable. The way he goes flying after those offenseman, it is a wonder that he has not yet broken his own neck! I can see it now - "Cotswold and Co, Life Insurance for your Family". Hell, we'd insure anything. Life insurance, house insurance, rat insurance, hockey stick insurance, the world is our oyster. I would absolutely rock the branding all over my uniform. I'd slap some stickers on to my stick and helmet when playing for Ratvia too! I'd prolly get paid so much to sell insurance that I could retire from hockey all together and move out to the country side to a beautiful lil rat villa. I can smell it now.
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