(Prompt 1)

You guys remember Monster House right? Fuckin love that movie, and that's why the only sponsorship I will be accepting is from Monster House. Not the animators or the production team or anything like that, no, I want to do a photoshoot with Mr Nebbercracker and have a little sticker of his wife that I forgot the name of on my helmet. I'm rocking a picture of the house as the logo on my jersey and the back of my jersey is a patch of that one cop who was "wrestling a bear claw" (he was eating a donut guys dont let him fool you he is a demon of misdirection) Every single interview I do I will be contractually obligated to use at least one quote from the movie, and I'll usually use quotes from that one gamer dude in the arcade that's really good at Thou Art Dead or whatever that game was. I fuckin love Monster House man