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Jeyeff Effo has often been complimented to have supermodel good looks and a likeness to international superstar and cleaning product aficionado, Mr. Clean. With this likeness and stunning good looks, it makes Effo the perfect spokesperson for any company that would want an endorsement and reach of the premier superstarflop of the SHL. For some reason, hair care and styling product companies have been the most prolific in reaching out to Effo for endorsements, despite the fact that there is not a single strand of hair on his entire body (except his eyebrows), completely smooth for aerodynamic purposes. Head & Shoulders has reached out to Effo to tattoo their company logo onto the top of his head, and a local toupee maker has offered free hair pieces for life if Effo would mention their company "Bald is Beautiful" in every media and interview. The real question here is, when Effo washes his face, where does he stop? Does he stop at the eyebrows? or does he just keep going onto his bald head all the way to the back of his neck?

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