S78 PT #4: Sponsored Up and Geared Up
Due: Sunday, September 8th @ 11:59 PM PST
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gurbs
Bank Manager Posting Freak
09-08-2024, 09:11 PM
(This post was last modified: 09-09-2024, 01:20 AM by gurbs. Edited 1 time in total.)
P1: Tony Soprano would 100% do a *gabagool* sponsorship without thinking twice. Imagine it: Tony, in full hockey gear, holding a platter of freshly sliced *gabagool* in one hand, hockey stick in the other, with the tagline: “You can’t score without *gabagool*.” Forget protein shakes and energy bars—Tony knows that real power on the ice comes from a thick slice of cured meat. Whether it’s a local deli or some fancy *gabagool* subscription box, Tony would slap his name on it faster than you can say, “Pass the mortadella.” Honestly, it’s a match made in meat heaven. Picture the commercial—Tony casually snacking on some *gabagool* between shifts, winking at the camera: “You think I score goals on hockey pucks alone? Nah, it’s the *salumi* life, baby!” He’s tough, he’s got swagger, and he knows the real secret to hockey greatness: a solid pre-game snack of delicious Italian cold cuts.
SHL Career Stats / Achievements S67 PHI | 66GP | 23G | 32A | 55P | +11 | 163sog | 14.11sh% | 1 ppp | 63 hit | 44 blk | 12 pim
S68 PHI | 66GP | 7 G | 29A | 36P | +12 | 113sog | 6.19 sh% | 0 ppp | 141hit | 26 blk | 20 pim
S69 PHI | 48GP | 3 G | 27A | 30P | +9 | 53 sog | 5.66 sh% | 0 ppp | 91 hit | 21 blk | 14 pim
Career Totals | 1040GP | 258G | 476A | 734P | 2507sog | 10.29sh% | 100pp | 1082hit | 673blk S63 PHI | 6 GP | 5 G | 1 A | 6 P | 0 | 19 sog | 26.32sh% | 0 ppp | 6 hit | 11 blk
[align=center]S64 PHI | 4 GP | 0 G | 2 A | 2 P | -2 | 2 sog | 0.00 sh% | 0 ppp | 6 hit | 2 blk S65 PHI | 7 GP | 3 G | 4 A | 7 P | +2 | 19 sog | 15.79sh% | 0 ppp | 11 hit | 3 blk S66 PHI | 7 GP | 1 G | 3 A | 4 P | -2 | 12 sog | 8.33 sh% | 0 ppp | 8 hit | 5 blk |
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