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S78 PT #4: Sponsored Up and Geared Up Due: Sunday, September 8th @ 11:59 PM PST
(This post was last modified: 09-09-2024, 01:20 AM by gurbs. Edited 1 time in total.)

P1: Tony Soprano would 100% do a *gabagool* sponsorship without thinking twice. Imagine it: Tony, in full hockey gear, holding a platter of freshly sliced *gabagool* in one hand, hockey stick in the other, with the tagline: “You can’t score without *gabagool*.” Forget protein shakes and energy bars—Tony knows that real power on the ice comes from a thick slice of cured meat. Whether it’s a local deli or some fancy *gabagool* subscription box, Tony would slap his name on it faster than you can say, “Pass the mortadella.” Honestly, it’s a match made in meat heaven. Picture the commercial—Tony casually snacking on some *gabagool* between shifts, winking at the camera: “You think I score goals on hockey pucks alone? Nah, it’s the *salumi* life, baby!” He’s tough, he’s got swagger, and he knows the real secret to hockey greatness: a solid pre-game snack of delicious Italian cold cuts.

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RE: S78 PT #4: Sponsored Up and Geared Up - by gurbs - 09-08-2024, 09:11 PM



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