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i don’t really go out of my way for sponsorships, but if something comes along, i’m not saying no. honestly, i think most brands are too boring. everyone wants to slap their name on a jersey and call it a day. i’m looking for something a bit more interesting. like if a company that makes potions, herbs, or even those weird ghost-hunting gadgets came to me, i’d be all over that. obviously

there must be someone who needs a wildcard. i’d totally do something wild like endorse a haunted doll company or a snake oil salesman’s brand. you think anyone else is going to be brave enough for that? probably not.

some brands, though, they’re just too generic for me. i’m not here to sell toothpaste or whatever. if it doesn’t align with the voodoo or at least seem interesting it’s not worth my time. i’m in this for the vibe, not the cash.