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THIS IS MY 1000th POST <3 

During the playoffs, Effo takes his shenanigans of trolling the other team to the next level, peak trolling if you will. His antics usually make him public enemy number one for the opposing fans, but his teammates, coaches, and fans are all glad they have Effo playing for them and not against. One of the many top secret playoff reserved trolls is to wax his shiny bald head to a mirror's shine, and while sitting on the bench, Effo will have his helmet off and find the perfect spot to reflect the sunlight or arena spotlights directly into the opposing goalies eyes. There is no rule against players having their helmets off on the bench for maintenance purposes, so there is always a loose screw on his helmet (or in his mind) when Effo is on the bench. This move is usually doubly effective when playing against the St. Louis Scarecrows, as the arena made of straw usually ends up catching fire and the whole building gets burnt down, this has happened numerous times already, why they rebuild it every time with straw again is beyond anyone's logic.

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