The yukon malamutes have prepared for the playoffs in quite spectacular fashion.
Chuck Lumbermouth prepared his lumber mouth even more by shaping his mouth to be even sharper, prepared to chomp down on anyone in his path (Might not be accurate at all) But it does sound scary right?
Djoe Anderson prepared by dropping any excess weight that may be holding him back in any fashion, THE Djoe Anderson does not need to be held back, especially over something as minor as a parking spot. so he decided to divorce his wife of twelve years.
The entire team participated in a hotdog eating contest, surely no one loves glizzies as much as the yukon malamutes own Djoe Anderson? well apparently there's quite some contention among the ranks as we try to determine who actually loves them more. Anyways what ended up happening is no one really treated it as a contest and we just enjoyed way more beer than we should have. In the end the winner had only eaten 3, everyone else ended up too drunk.

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