Ongo Gablogian doesn’t really have any particular skills to show off to the crowd, whether we are talking playoffs or regular season. His slap shots go about five feet wide of the net, his passes go over his team mates’ sticks, his hits are embarrassingly bad due to the fact that he is 4 feet 8 inches tall. Even though he is 400 pounds, he still just kind of bounces off everyone like a water balloon that doesn’t explode on impact. So Ongo just does the best he can, and though the best he can is usually be a burden to his team mates in their times of need on the ice, he still tries really hard. And that’s what matters. One thing he is really good at is eating tacos between periods. He can down five or six soft shell tacos from Taco Bell in the intermission and it really gives him the fuel he needs to have to run back to the locker room halfway through the period and have diarrhea in the toilet.