Mary's playoff performances in Regina were routinely horrible. She also has not made the playoffs in her time with Manhattan (granted, it has been one season so far). During her time with the Elkses (may they rest in piss ice), Mary put up some horrible numbers. This was despite the fact that she was often one of the primary offensive options for her team. I guess you could say that she has a bit of a reputation at this point for being some sort of regular season merchant. Maybe she was trying to put on a show for the crowd, and that's what led to her horrible numbers. The rare playoff goals that she did score could lend some credence to that theory. I distinctly remember one of her playoff goals being some sort of bizarre wraparound thing. That was pretty sick. Maybe if she cut that out and tried to be normal for once they would have had more success. What a flop of a captain.