Player Name: Colton Paraygeko
Position: Right Defenseman
Recreate or First-Gen? First-Gen
-Recreates: Who was your last player?
-First-Gens: How did you find the site? Reddit
Full Discord Username (Including the hashtag and numbers): craigallen44

How many hours a week do you usually have free? (ie. 1, 3, 6+, etc.) 5
What is the most optimal way of cooking a hotdog? White Trash style (rolled in a paper towel and nuked for 30 seconds)
What made you join the SHL? Too much gambling debt. Now I’m betting on myself.
If you could travel back to any point in time, what would it be and why? 1990s. Great music, great video games, great fashion and hardly any cell phones.
If you had to give a 30 minute lecture from memory what topic would you choose? The classic 3-leg parlay.
What color would your lightsaber be and why? Purple, because it’s pimp and I’d use both light and darkside powers.
What kind of play style are you hoping to have for your player? Hard-nosed
In honor of your team’s Pride Night, you’re being asked to wear a pride-themed warmup jersey to be auctioned off for the benefit of a local LGBTQ+ youth charity. How do you respond? I make a giant media spectacle and politely refuse. But then I have the nhl secretly donate my increase in jersey sales to the youth charity, using those bigots dollars.

Any hobbies you’ve been into lately? Antiquing
What is your opinion on The French? Oui. Went to Paris a couple years ago on honeymoon. Escargot is good.
What is the best book you have read and why? (Comics included) Where the Red Fern Grows. A man’s best friend, need I say more?
A young fish asked an old salmon, "How do you navigate the currents so well?" The salmon chuckled, "It’s just like hockey—know when to push and when to flow." What strategies do you use to navigate challenges on and off the ice? My immaculate judgement needs no strategies.
Taylor ham or Pork Roll? Whatever Tony Soprano would say.
Pineapple on Pizza? Not my go to, but I’ll allow it.
What is your Mount Rushmore of hockey? Phil Kessel, Joe Pavelski, Brett Hull and Keith Tkachuk
If you were to choose a breed of dog you would most likely be, what would it be and why? Great Dane. Gentle giants.