Player Name: Chubgledown Bim
Position: D
Recreate or First-Gen? Recreate
-Recreates: Who was your last player? Emil Egli
Full Discord Username (Including the hashtag and numbers): TheGreatToeJam

How many hours a week do you usually have free? (ie. 1, 3, 6+, etc.)
It really depends, I have a small business and a young family - I'll be active in the LR but might disappear for a week here or there. All tasks will still get done.

What is the most optimal way of cooking a hotdog?
I'm partial to steamies myself

What made you join the SHL?
I just needed a hobby that I can do from home that doesn't cost anything more than time. I'm supper happy to have stumbled across the SHL from Reddit.

If you could travel back to any point in time, what would it be and why?
What I would give to go to NYC in the 80's to witness the birth and death of hardcore.

If you had to give a 30 minute lecture from memory what topic would you choose?
Probably something food related. What do you want to know about the five mother sauces?

What color would your lightsaber be and why?
I think my lightsaber would be akin to a mood ring and change depending on my body temperature but everyone thinks it's actually my mood.

What kind of play style are you hoping to have for your player?
I'm going straight up offensive defenceman this time around.

In honor of your team’s Pride Night, you’re being asked to wear a pride-themed warmup jersey to be auctioned off for the benefit of a local LGBTQ+ youth charity. How do you respond?
I would probably respond by inviting some of the LGBTQ+ kids from the charity to the game and give them the full experience.

Any hobbies you’ve been into lately?
Other than work and SHL, just DnD.

What is your opinion on The French?
Great food, I just wish that they would bathe every now again.
(Huge /s for thos that need it)

What is the best book you have read and why? (Comics included)
It's a lame answer but I don't really have a favourite anything, it changes constantly.

A young fish asked an old salmon, "How do you navigate the currents so well?" The salmon chuckled, "It’s just like hockey—know when to push and when to flow." What strategies do you use to navigate challenges on and off the ice?
You know I just try to eat clean, get lots of sleep, put pucks in deep and show up for the team.

Taylor ham or Pork Roll?
I've never actually had either, but Taylor Ham.

Pineapple on Pizza?
Yes. Hard yes. Double pineapple. Drown that bitch in pineapple.

What is your Mount Rushmore of hockey?
The birthplace of hockey, Windsor, NS.

If you were to choose a breed of dog you would most likely be, what would it be and why?
Whichever is fattest and laziest.