SMJHL MILESTONES +2 TPE

Writing Prompt 11:

Chirping is an epidemic across the simulation hockey league. In this sickness some people find their true purpose. In a sea of disease, some swim for islands of opportunity. An example of which being... well it was very hard to find one. After reading back through several pages of this weeks chirper (which granted, just started today) - I found only a few "high effort (relative)" responses. The first one that caught my eye was from contributing member @Southie. Southie woke up this morning and decided to bring this to the table for the league: "Mental health is a real stigma in today's society. That's why the only stigma i do is stigma my balls to your face.". What exactly did he mean by this? What did this bring to the league? The world may never know. I think that Southie is a philosopher. He is beyond the scope of the average man. He is a great thinker, speaking in tongues that our lesser ears shan't understand. All I know is, his profound statement changed my day on the spot. Thank you Southie. I've submitted your quote to a Philosophical Calendar with a quote for each day. 9/30 will be yours. 


Writing Prompt 13: 

Roquefort Cotswold is not most people. He does not get "exited" by the prospect of an award. To Roquefort, an award is not something that is given. A real award is taken, like a championship. Roquefort isn't here to get meaningless accolades, he's here to fill a trophy case. To bring glory back to his people. To return with his shield or upon it. However, he is still deserving of many. Too many, in fact - to the point that no existing singular award would satisfy his deservations. Thus we are left to introduce a new award: the @Fantobens award of Academic Excellence. Roquefort would be a clear front runner for this award, having achieved straight A's all throughout middle and highschool. He'd be a humble recipient, forever proud to be the first of many Fantoben's Award of Academic Excellence beneficiaries.