5. What can city of Tampa Bay offer to players they are hosting for All-Star games?

The city of Tampa Bay offers many unique opportunities for players to meet the local wildlife, both human and animal. Everyone will be wandering around to see the mythical Florida Man, until they realize that it's way too easy to find and then spend the rest of the trip holed up in their hotel rooms, waiting to go home. Inevitably, they'll have to go out for something to eat since room service meals will be way too expensive (and lets face it, very bland). They'll spend their trips out covering their face, trying not to get recognized. That only attracts the Florida Man though, who will just be waiting for someone to ridicule about wearing a mask in public. After running from such a confrontation, the players will be forced to stop somewhere quick like McDonalds, where the ice cream machine will surely be broken and they'll be out of french fries. They'll run back to their room with a bag full of McDoubles and swear to never come back to Florida again. (172 words, 3 TPE)

8. Written, 50 to 200+ words. The Teammate One

Jølngüštrâädüvich DuBølk isn't technically on my team, but he was on my fantasy team and I think that's close enough. I didn't have him on my initial roster, but I did make a pretty early swap for him and he ended up carrying my team to a second place finish in my group, when before I was sitting at a very uncomfortable seventh. If that's not an all star worthy performance I don't know what is, and I don't want to figure out what is because I love having some fantasy TPE in my pocket. Hopefully I can find him available next season and he can do a repeat performance. (110 words, 2 TPE)

13. Written, 50 to 200+ words. Just Hear Me Out

Robo Sven had a pretty average year. So average, in fact, that he did not qualify for a single milestone. It was his last year in the SMJHL, so he was sitting at a nice capped 425 TPE build. I would propose a new award for the painfully average, as his season was not a failure of a season by any stretch, but there was also nothing really to get excited about. There were many milestones he missed out on by just 1 or 2 metrics but it doesn't change the fact that by all measurable stats, his final season in the J's was utterly forgettable (especially as the Whalers got bounced in the first round). Therefore I propose the "Completely Fine" award, which will be handed out to the player who finishes with a completely fine stat line with nothing else you can really say about it. The award can just be an aluminum bust of a completely fine shrug. (161 words, 3 TPE)

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