Player Name: Dirty Puma
Position: Right Defense
First-Gens: Found through Hockey Junkie's discord
Full Discord Username (Including the hashtag and numbers): Dirty Puma#2432 or dirtypuma
How many hours a week do you usually have free? 10-12
What is the most optimal way of cooking a hotdog? Put it on the grill with some butter
What made you join the SHL? I want to see how it works. Seems like fun
If you could travel back to any point in time, what would it be and why? 1990 because its the 90s
If you had to give a 30 minute lecture from memory what topic would you choose? The war of 1812 and the lecture would occur during faceoffs for our Canadian friends.
What color would your lightsaber be and why? A red lightsaber to match my red hockey stick(wood).
What kind of play style are you hoping to have for your player? I'm hoping to build a balanced defenseman and then focus on mobility/possessing the puck in my 2nd season
In honor of your team’s Pride Night, you’re being asked to wear a pride-themed warmup jersey to be auctioned off for the benefit of a local LGBTQ+ youth charity. How do you respond? I quietly wear the jersey for my team
Any hobbies you’ve been into lately? I just drafted my first fantasy hockey team. Not sure it counts but I'm excited
What is your opinion on The French? Poutine! Je suis le papillon sur la table avec le Chanel No. 5 regardons
What is the best book you have read and why? It's a tie between Booker T Washington and Harriet Tubman biographies. The why is hard to explain. They are simply incredible people.
A young fish asked an old salmon, "How do you navigate the currents so well?" The salmon chuckled, "It’s just like hockey—know when to push and when to flow." What strategies do you use to navigate challenges on and off the ice? Constantly find open space on and off the ice. Stay ahead of the game
Taylor ham or Pork Roll? Ham
Pineapple on Pizza? Never
What is your Mount Rushmore of hockey? John Leclair, Pavel Datsyuk, Eric Desjardins, Dominik Hasek
If you were to choose a breed of dog you would most likely be, what would it be and why? Great Pyrenees so I can lay in a field all day