Player Name:

Lewis Holl

Position:

RD or Defenseman

Recreate or First-Gen?

First-Gen

First-Gens: How did you find the site?

The link was posted in another sim league. Sounded like fun.

Full Discord Username (Including the hashtag and numbers):

lobster.2765

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How many hours a week do you usually have free? (ie. 1, 3, 6+, etc.)

Something around fifty give or take. I only work four days a week.

What is the most optimal way of cooking a hotdog?

Ayo they don't call me the glizzy gladiator for nothing. I eat them anyway, including cold.

What made you join the SHL?

Love sim leagues and this one had a unique perspective. Seems super active too.

If you could travel back to any point in time, what would it be and why?

Good question. I believe heavily in paradox's so I don't want to try and change anything, or end up in a Futurama type situation. I'd probably just go back in time and watch something be built like the pyramids.

If you had to give a 30 minute lecture from memory what topic would you choose?

I do this daily for my job with teaching English so that's an easy question. But hockey is another close second.

What color would your lightsaber be and why?

Wrong answers only? I'm a trekkie. Right answer? Purple.

What kind of play style are you hoping to have for your player?

Purely defensive defenseman.

In honor of your team’s Pride Night, you’re being asked to wear a pride-themed warmup jersey to be auctioned off for the benefit of a local LGBTQ+ youth charity. How do you respond?

Absolutely. I wear one regularly that I picked up from a team. Hockey is for everyone after all.

Any hobbies you’ve been into lately?

I play hockey and that's forever a hobby of mine. I also collect jerseys. Outside of that I read a lot, play video games, table top, you name it.

What is your opinion on The French?

Depends. Are they a Habs fan? That will decide my opinion.

What is the best book you have read and why? (Comics included)

Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? by Philip K. Dick. This is the book that the movie Blade Runner is based on.

A young fish asked an old salmon, "How do you navigate the currents so well?" The salmon chuckled, "It’s just like hockey—know when to push and when to flow." What strategies do you use to navigate challenges on and off the ice?

I play goalie. I face my problems head on until I get head trauma.

Taylor ham or Pork Roll?

I don't know what either of these are. I probably would eat both? I'm not picky.

Pineapple on Pizza?

Absolutely not.

What is your Mount Rushmore of hockey?

I'm not sure what this saying is. I could probably google it but I think the raw answer is funnier. So assuming Mount Rushmore of hockey means something along the lines of my greatest hockey item it is probably my several Toronto Maple Leaf game worn jerseys. If it's a bad thing, it's probably just about the same.

If you were to choose a breed of dog you would most likely be, what would it be and why?

I have a dog, and therefore I choose the Cowboy Corgi. He's very cute and a good boy. Don't need any other reason for that.