P1: When Tony Soprano gets the call from the team’s general manager, he’s lounging at home, munching on a huge gabagool sandwich. He picks up the phone, crumbs flying, and hears the news that he’s been chosen to announce the team’s first draft pick. Tony’s response? “You gotta be kiddin’ me! Me? Announcin’ the pick? I’m in!”

On the day of the announcement, Tony decides to go all out. He struts onto the stage in a flashy suit with a hockey stick in one hand and, for some reason, a sausage link in the other. He’s ready to nail it—but as soon as he starts speaking, his mind blanks. “And with the first pick… uh… uh… what was the kid’s name again?”

He stumbles through, mispronounces the draftee’s name, and ends up mumbling, “Welcome to the family, kid!” Within hours, clips of his flub are all over the internet, and he’s a viral sensation. “That’s right,” he tells reporters later, “I just wanted to give the kid a memorable welcome.”