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I was shocked that the New England Wolfpack asked me to announce our teams pick this year. They pulled out all the stops, Limo ride from the 5 star hotel to the event,  a big buffet style meal before the draft.  I was lost in all the accommodations given to me. Sitting in the midst comfortable executive chairs during the war room meetings was just amazing.  I was so taken aback by the luxuriousness of it all that I had nothing to offer when it came time to talk shop. I couldn't keep the names straight. I felt bad until the executive suite staff showed me access to the steam / shower / snow room. I took a nice nap... until I was awoken to hurry up and get to the draft.  They rushed me into wardrobe, forced me to the microphone and handed me an envelope. "With the 15rd overall pick,  the NEW ENGLAND WOLFPACK AWOOOOO selects Ipeea mybedagain!"


All that for a pun.