Ongo Gablogian would never, I repeat never, would ever be asked to go on stage and speak at any sort of public event such as the draft. But we will suspend disbelief I guess for a little while and pretend that even tho Vandy fired me from being his co gm that maybe he would want be involved in some capacity with the team and their decisions. First off, they would definitely have to find a smaller podium if they use one, otherwise the top of it would cover everything but his eyes and bald ass forehead. Also the microphone would be way too high. I guess they could just get him a stepping stool. He would most definitely fuck up the name of the player too, especially if they have a name more difficult to pronounce than Jon Smith. He’s an art collector, not a cultural guru. He’d also probably be drunk as shit the entire time.