1. Elaina Beneski is somewhat surprised when her team, the Buffalo Stampede, asks her to announce a draft pick. It's somewhat unconventional, considering she's just a prospect and has yet to play a game for them, let alone accomplish anything.

Brushing away the feeling that there must have been several declines before her acceptance, she chooses to take it as a compliment and accepts. She turns to her friends Kosmo, Giorgiy and Jaro looking for advice to plan her pick presentation. She does not want to bring a lesser presentation.

Kosmo was no help. He is busy hosting a talk show in Poland and needs to spend his time recruiting guests.

One night expect Giorgiy Costanzov to be somewhat helpful, given his time spent working in the Novgorod Yankees organization, but most of his time there was spent failing upwards or sabotaging goods colleagues.

Jaro, her last hope for assistance, writes a joke for her to tell. It is not received well.