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Shawn Pawn has been given the privilege of announcing who the Tampa Bay Barracuda select in the first round. Shawn Pawn was on the fence about agreeing to announce the pick as he did not want to come off looking like a dork or some other brand hurting thing. Since Shawn Pawn has always kept quiet with the media and lived a private life; Shawn Pawn did not want this first limelight appearance to form a brand outside of the realm of what Shawn Pawn wanted public opinion to be of him. You only get one shot at a first impression on a national and global scale and you definitely do not want to come off looking like a dweeb or some limpdick melvin (no melvins were harmed in the making of this film).  So when Shawn Pawn agreed to announce the pick it was on the condition that it had to be presented exactly in the way that Shawn Pawn envisioned. 

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