As of writing this, I am not currently on a team, as waivers have not been completed yet.

As such, I will make my own hockey team!
And I'll be the whole band!
And I'll play all the biggest hits of '60s America, Hans with the Hands will be huge!
No one parties harder than Hans with the Hands!
It'll be a night you can't remember but one you can't ever forget!
And we'll have blackjack!
And hookers!













Actually, forget the hockey team.