Management in Tampa Bay was watching the NHL for some reason and took a liking to the New York Islanders.  As a more upstanding and we'll call it traditional man Lou Lamoriello famously has a lot of seemingly arbitrary rules like players can't have beards and strict game day dress codes.  Well after last season's loss in the finals to LAP DK felt that the team was too happy to just make it to the finals after a 19 point jump in the standings season to season from 77 to 78 and instituted some of these Lou Lamoriello rules for S79 because I guess they're the reason we lost in game 6 in the finals? Idk, I think they're dumb and so I showed up to the first preseason game in a jersey with a full beard.  That did NOT go over well and maybe I overestimated my significance as a leader on the team because here I am not attending the annual team gathering 2 days before the start of the regular season changing fucking light bulbs.